James Dashner ½ 8 charactersConversation in the editing roomRemember all of the semi likeable characters from the original series Get rid of them How about all the lot holes from the first three books Double them Should we give it a decent ending ominous silence Annnndthat s about itWe are set far before the first novel in the heart of the initial Sun Flares and virus outbreak We get front row seats to the start of the apocalypse There s a whole new expendable cast that Witchcraft for Tomorrow provides uite convenient fodder and a enoughlot holes to bury all of themThe acing of this book really threw me for a loop Every second of the book was spent in heart umping action Literally all we did was race from The Wedding Redux plot arc tolot arc without taking time for character development or anything decent to happenAnd when things finally did calm down Dashner only upped the tension by having everyone shout their Rolling Thunder plans and ideas And the argumentsit was all scienceerson wants to do this and stupid army guy wants to do this and civilian is running around with his head cut off the usualAND THAT SO CALLED SCIENCE oooo that reallllly rustled my jimmies I can t even "The Science Ugh Incoherent RageBut " science Ugh Incoherent rageBut when you are going to go for a science based explanation for your seriesyou think it
would begin by being rooted inscience Honestly What was the author thinking Audiobook CommentsRead by Markbegin by being rooted inscience Honestly What was the author thinking Audiobook CommentsRead by Mark and he did an okay job It just felt a bit bland overall Could ve just been the text thoughYouTube Blog Instagram Twitter Snapchat mirandareads Happy Reading Actual Rating 35 starsThere are the books that either have too little action and you re bored to tears reading said book or book that have too much action and too little of everything else The *Kill Order tends to fall in the latter category of books and I ll bet that *Order tends to fall in the latter category of books and I ll bet that where Dashner was intending The Kill Order to fall The Ye Castle Stinketh: Could You Survive Living in a Castle? plot for The Kill Order is simple it s the end of the worl Well First let me start off my saying that I am extremely disappointed about the fact that the series is now done I started this book yesterday afternoon and now at 2 in the morning I ve finished it And let me just say HOLY CRAP THIS BOOK I CAN T I thought all the other three were good but this book made me so overwhelminglyI don t even know So many feelings Can I just vent I m going to vent OKview spoiler So firstwhere do I even freaking begin honestly Alright let s just start with the end WHAT WHAT WHAT I honestly was so sad reading the ending I felt so sorry for them All of them were going completely insane and trying to keep it all inside They hardly even talked at all and it hit me really hard when I realized that none of them even had the strength to try to help Mark when he fell out the window of the Berg They were all holding onto their last thread of sanity and that struggle was honestlyretty hard to read Even if it didn t outwardly say how he was feeling their actions spoke louder than their words When Trina and Mark didn t even talk to each other OASFOAOSIHFASOIHF OH MY GOSH I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE ENDING MEANT DUH SHE REMEMBERED HIS NAME SHE REMEMBERED HIM HOLY CRAP YAY THAT MAKES ME FEEL A BIT BETTER What. Before WICKED was formed before the Glade was built before Thomas entered the Maze sun flares hit the earth and mankind fell to diseaseMark and Trina were there when it happened and they survived But surviving the sun flares was easy compared to. The heck happened to Deedee I was hoping that the Epilogue would give me some insight into that but nope It was about freaking Thomas I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THOMAS I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO DEEDEE OH MY GOD So that was a bit disappointing hide spoiler I can describe this book to you in a single word disappointment With a big capital D See the thing is The Maze Runner was one of my favorite series "Ever Until The Last Book " until the last book I hated So the only reason I ick My first ever 1 star review Well done The Kill Order you deserve it Before Reading it Oh I hope this is goodDuring and After reading it So here s what I didn t like about this book basically everything I couldn t get myself to read than 50 ages er day I thought about giving up constantly The characters were boring bland and flat forced vague and unnecessary relations 35 This was a good addition to the series It was uite action acked with a whole new host of charactersWe meet Mark Trina Alec and Lana art of the human The Art of Mary Beth Edelson population who have survived the sun flares but now face a new terror They fight for their lives as an awful disease ravages the human race No one knows where it came from or whyDespite the constant action and violence at times I felt it was almost too much It relied heavily on the drama and excitement rather than actuallotAs I got to the end a few uestions were answered Like where the disease originated and what it s oint was which was really interesting to find outIt was a good read if you are in need of some excitement and watching characters risk their lives constantly it was a good space filler I demand a seuel to the reuel I would just like to say How on earth can you rate this without even reading it It seems that I got an unexpected amount of likes for this so called review but I still don t get why Motivational Perspectives on Chronic Pain people rate books without reading them What are they thinkingAnyway I don t think I ll be making a real review because I m terrible at writing as evidenced by my mistake before this edit using the word anyways instead of anyway Now I enjoyed this book It s before the maze runner I think it said 13 years Anyway it was aretty dark book I felt bad for this group and what was happening to them And holy crow *what those evil eople did to Lana I mean they did evil things to a lot of *those evil eople did to Lana I mean they did evil things to a lot of but this was one of the group and these freaks were off their nut Also at the very end we get to read about Thomas as a young boy before all hell broke loose in his world It was just a None Like Him: 10 Ways God Is Different from Us (and Why That's a Good Thing) page or so Either way I enjoyed it DNF at 47% Mark jumped to his feetulling Alec s arm The entire area around them shook as it rose and it took all of Mark s effort not to fall again He knew that what was happening had to be impossible and it made him wonder about his mental state I know that scene is supposed to have me at the edge of my seat but the only thing I can think of right now is the lack of cheese sticks in my house and that makes me wonder about my mental state After the fuckfest of The Death Cure I wasn t sure I wanted to finish The Kill Order I d actually started this before The Scorch Trials and experienced the heart wren. What came next Now a disease of rage and lunacy races across the eastern United States and there’s something suspicious about its origin Worse yet it’s mutating and all evidence suggests that it will bring humanity to its kneesMark and Trina. Ching downward spiral of a romising series because in a derp moment I d mistaken it for the second book But then I thought maybe it could shed some light on the crappy world building I wanted to find out about the Sun Flares and how the civilization ended Plus I d already started it so what the hell How bad could it beApparently very badI expected the apocalypse I expected scenes of the climate growing hotter and hotter by day and baffled weatherman advising eople to always wear sunscreen outdoors I expected scientists running around like headless chickens trying to figure out "The Problem While Sweating " problem while sweating leaders tried to calm the masses I *expected the inevitable spark to the keg of hysteria with all hell *the inevitable spark to the keg of hysteria with all hell loose and eople breaking store windows for supplies acuiring guns to rotect said supplies and fleeing to forests where there s natural shade I expected a grand mess in the footsteps of the The Stand or on a smaller scale The MistInstead I get thrown in a world a year after all the excitement has happened We survive months of the sun beating the tar out of the lanet find a lace where we can build shelter find food Where is the chaos I ask you The murder the lundering Where are the religious nuts like Carrie s mom that come out and say I told you so Now repent for your sins Where are the groups of wild eyed Cocksure people in week old clothes fighting for diapers and tampons If it were the end of the world I d gladly trade my iPhone for a maxiad No Beyond the Cliffs of Kerry (Bold Women of the 18th Century, proper world building no excitement And I do mean no excitement We re talking watching theaint dry levels here Even when the characters were running for their lives I couldn t work up a speck of emotion to care The main characters Mark and Trina were really bland like the characters whose names I have already forgotten in The Geography of You and Me At least I was emotionally invested in Thomas no matter how much I hated him in the aftermath Mark and Trina on the other hand I care no for them than I do about the hundreds of tinted food Porto Bello Gold pictures my elementary school acuaintancesost on FacebookOh wait I do care about Trina a bit I care that she like Teresa and Brenda are erfect unblemished specimens of the female sex Man she was rettyShe turned a The Three Lives of Sonata James page her green eyes following the wordsHer short blonde hair shifted in the wind and she appeared the very definition ofeace and comfort Why does every love interest have to be hot Why can t she have a big nose or be overweight or have a weirdly shaped hairline I don t like this trend in male love interests in YA and I certainly don t condone the opposite especially since girls are often objectified in manga and comics No matter what way you argue it I highly doubt Wonder Woman wants to fight crime in a cleavage baring bustier Or heelsNow I can finally rest in Mein Erster Mörder peace knowing The Maze Runner series is genuinely a one book wonder Bland characters shitty world building mediocre writing Might see the movie if only for Dylan O Brien but other than that me and this series are done Don t call me I ll call you KMy review of The Maze RunnerMy review of The Scorch TrialsMy review of The Death Cure. Are convinced there’s a way to save those left living from descending into madness And they’re determined to find it if they can stay alive Because in this new devastated world every life has arice And to some you’re worth dead than alive.