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N roll with some literary license and disregard stablished formats I can roll with fantastical creatures and supernatural situations But when can roll with fantastical and supernatural situations But when can t finish a book because I can t figure out the basic premise of the storyline why the main characters are doing what they re doing the relevance of any of itthis book is all over the place I gave up 75% of the way throughusually if I m this close to the The Baby Swap Miracle end I ll stick it out in the hope all will bexplained I hold no such hope for this one to say it is disjointed to the point of incomprehensible is the best I can offer No transitions No xposition We re supposed to read the chapter names per the writer to better understand the story progressionthey didn t help or make sense ither If you njoy being kept in the dark while the writer plays mind f k that only he understands and calls it a book this is the one for you I m personally pissed off that it wasted my time the most redeeming feature was it was free I kept finding myself thinking how high was the author when he wrote this lol I m not great at reviews but here goesI won this book in a good reads contest and the warning letter I received from the author along with the book kin Shocking is an understatement this is borderline brilliant vulgar humorRALPH PINCUS OCCULTIST EXTRORDINARE is a fun adventure about the modern man that doesn t seem to meet the general standard set by society Ralph Abner Pincus is a grown man A self described Jew with a receding hairline and one xceptional uality he s the only Jewish person in a room It seems that Ralph has xactly zero redeeming ualities in the beginning he s the type of man who might find himself reading a Nicholas Sparks novel while cutting the heads off of some little girl s Barbie dolls This changes when Ralph is faced with some difficult decisions should he Hy does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer What is the secret shame of all good vampires What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie xploitation Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicornAll those uestions and wi. This had to be one of the strangest and weirdest books I have read and I liked it and found it to be a most fun and Excommunication: Three Inquiries in Media and Mediation enjoyable reading ride Marcus Lambert definitely has what has to be called an unusual view of the world as us normal people see it Readers must know this book contains much graphic described violence and physical destruction all of which is necessary to the story It also contains a theme that might upset certain religious groups This is a voluntary review of an Advanced Reader Copy of this book from Hidden Gems Hilariously Warped TwistedIf you have a warped sense of humor and can laugh at the craziness of our world then this book is for you This author pokes fun at the most basic issues in our lives to poking at the various levels of our imaginations specifically our fantasy creations He does this with style and intelligence to create an interesting and well written book that will keep you laughingven while you are pondering what is going to happen next Although I do wish it had been longer so that he could have Gender Justice expanded on some of the characters All in all a good read and a good laugh First off this is not the book you werexpecting Second it is an incredibly racey and nticing

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that keeps guessing all the way till the nd I had a great time reading this book and would have read it in one sitting had I not been interrupted by sickness Ralph Pincus gets caught up in a strange tale he didn t realize would take him for the ride of this life Marcus writes as if he s sitting next to you telling you take him for the ride of this life Marcus writes as if he s sitting next to you telling you story as he sees it The random facts and ditor notes add a little spice and drama as you wonder what part of the imagination he s going to lead you next I recommend this book to anyone who wants an interesting and xtraordinary read I m onto the next book Wilbur The Gay Unicorn WTFOk I ca. This is an alternate cover From Notes to Narrative edition for ASIN B00KF6PVR6Christians you have a new savior Don't worry This one's Jewish too And his name is Ralph Pincus Ralph joins forces with anvangelical sorcerer and a vampire in order to save the world The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out Ollaborate with an vangelical sorcerer and a good vampire in Order To Make The World A Better Place During This to make the world a better place During this jaunt Ralph Pincus will become another Jewish Savior yet somehow this character is not as clich as the other guyThis book is uite funny it reuires an inappropriate sense of humor and major suspension of disbelief to get into the story It seems Marcus Lambert Is Making A Name For Himself With This Satirical Look making a name for himself with this satirical look the lifestyle of individuals with a deep sense of faith and his writing probably isn t for verybody The author s odd playful look at life is intriguing Mature YAOk Couldn t really connect with characters Hard to follow Felt as though this book is part of a series and I m coming in on the 4th book of a series of 5 books Very immature moments Think middle school gross out humor that gets too gross and disgusting for ven that age group I don t understand who the author thought of as her target audience Way too many mature moments and words for YA too immature for adults Different
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StrangeI didn love this book but I didn t hate it ither Probably the most different strange and out there book I ve Hard Bread (Phoenix Poets (Paper)) ever read but definitelynjoyable If you are the kind of person who reads a whole book in one sitting I rarely do that myself and didn t do that here though I kinda wanted to you ll rip right through this one It comes with disclaimers and yeah it s got sex violence gore and some non conventional portrayals of Jesus but really it s all pretty darn funny and the disclaimers seemed unnecessary to me or perhaps I m just hard to shock these days Once I grew accustomed to some jarring transitions I felt uite at home here really It s not uite a five star book but why uibble I m just ready for the next book which I suspect will be over uickly and I ll want book three and it s not out yet Dammi. Ll be answered as a Jewish guy saves ChristmasThis book includes both Book 1 The Introductions and Book 2 The King The Virgin and The Fool available separately as booksWarning This book contains sexually xplicit content and graphic language It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of

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