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"Him Head Yep Sounds "head Yep sounds Hahaha D The first half of the book is the story and the second half is a bunch of excerpts for other books But overall it was just okay A ick smutty and funny read and I would most definitely read from this author BUY THE BOOKClick below for Naughty Book Snitch reviews I don t know I
don t know if I want to know I m tornt know if I want to know I m torn funny and what the hell So yeahchuckling while shaking my headCute Silly Ouch Ridiculous Oh and way over priced for a book this size i mean it s puppet eroticaand priced for a book this size i mean it s puppet eroticaand coverthis book is not even trying to be sexyfunny erotica is my bread and butter and it s true there is nothing sexy about this book which is why sunny didn t much like it but me i read this stuff because my mind is blown by what people come p with to sexify and this one pretty much takes the cake of WAIT WHY IS THAT SEXYi had read puppet romance before in Hand In Glove but this takes to next step into creepy erotica landso we have a girl who has trained as a classical ballerina somehow nable to find work in the world of professional ballet and working as a backup dancer on a children s television show whose star is a giant green shag covered puppet named dongo a magical puppet brought to life by the imagination of children see coverone night she stays after hours and ends The Volleyball Coaching Bible - Volume II (The Volleyball Coaching Bible, up doing some ballet in hernderwear alone on the darkened stage as one doesand then all of a sudden out comes dongo in his giant dongo suit and says all sorts of creepy things to her this is the only face i ve got i d like to bury it in your twat ties her Diccionario trilingüe Miskitu - Sumu-Mayangna - Español up like a puppeth hoo The Very First Christmas Stocking the Gifts of the 7 Coins uh hoo the ropes are tight a puppet friend i ll have tonight and has puppet intercourse all over her with his green shag carpet penisimagination of children indeedmeybe these childreni agree with sunny the idea of taking a green shag carpet covered penis into my mouth isnacceptable and then into my lady bits no way man i feel like the carpet would be really absorbent ruining any chance at pleasure and creating ndesirable friction ever had rugburn not looking for that on my labia thanksand speaking in rhyme is never a turn on especially when the rhythm is off you dance like a magical fairy between those boobs my face i ll buryor jus. Rdrobe malfunction repaired Dongo catches her ballet dancing and Emily finds out what it's like to dance on puppet stringsWar. .
WTF did I just read That was absolutely EPICDongo the rhyming puppet and his back p dancer get it ONBest part is he rhymeshahahahhaha Th For This Week S this week s Shit Wednesday read we have ventured into the land of the puppetsAnd yes it is as awful as it sounds A real life big hairy puppetAnd of course the stupid woman who wants nothing than to be fucked by this puppet I felt my resolve melting away beneath the puppet s touch he knew how to please a woman but part of my brain rejected the idea that Dongo the Puppet not the actor in a costume but the character himself was trying to fu Another Wednesday Another Weird Shit Wednesday readThis time we get to read about PuppetsSo we have Emily who is a back p
dancer for Dongo the Puppet Show A job she doesn tfor Dongo the Puppet Show A job she doesn t because she wants to be a ballerinaOne night after the show Dongo shows his true self turns out he is alive and wanting some actionEmily decides that doing it with a puppet is a once in a lifetime opportunity so she decides to have some funAnd apparently doing it with a puppet means you get to I m kinda disappointed in this read It didn t make me LOL I like LOLingBut hey there is always next Wednesday rightMore of my reviews here Finally I m enjoying a re read of one of my favorite monster sex booksThis book was a
"joy to read because it was funny than erotic It was also my first Monster Sex book I loved "to read because it was funny than erotic It was also my first Monster Sex book I loved the puppet and his crazy eyes that would roll around frantically when he was excited I all out laughed at his comments and loved how every thing he said rhymed You dance like a magical fairy Between you boobs my face I ll bury This is the only face I ve got I d like to bury it in your twat It s not what I am or where I m from but just how much I can make you come Warning Choking Ha Heat Level 2 out of 4 flamesOverall 3 out of 5 starsReviewed by Naughty Book Snitch MindySee Mindy s Blog Review HereBUY THE BOOKMeh it was okay Interesting concept with a magical puppet Cass is a new backup dancer for Dongo the Puppet show Not exactly where she wanted to be in her career Late one night she bumps into Dongo who still hasn t taken off his costume Dongo ends p teasing and pissing Cass off but things suddenly turn in a completely different direction So why not just go with it Well it s not every da. Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn't like her job as a backup dancer on the Dongo the Puppet show When she stays late to get a wa. .
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Tyke The Idea Of My Favorite Coming To Life Wouldthe idea of my favorite coming to life would a dream come true but not like this never like this again i can only focus on the practicality of the coupling in estion and i have to give this one low marks even though she claims that there is plenty of lubrication and even though he comes in shiny rainbow colored droplets that taste like candy i think i would give dongo a pass if he showed p on one of the dating sites i am always getting e mails about christianminglecom trust me you do not want me in your genepoolUH HOO And again it s Weird Shit Wednesday 917201435 Kermit Stars rounded downGreen furry puppet on ropes called DongoSpecial features furry cock long tongue cum taste like candy and is glistening in every color of the rainbow
kink Puppet speaks rhymesUncontollably rges to LOL preprogrammed For a Weird Shit Read it was surprisingly good I felt extremly good entertained My Oh MyWhy should I be surprised by anything I read with a title and book cover like this Did it misrepresent itself in any way No Did I learn of this fine tome from New Yorker Magazine or from a Goodreads group titled Sexxy Monsters Where else can the evidence a H s pleasure be comparable with glittery liuid Skittle I will start by saying after the first 2 times Dongo rhymed his words I read the whole friggin story like that it was funny but also very disturbingHis fur was slick and matted makes me think of Swamp Thing for some strange reasonNow If all cum tasted like Cotton Candy or Skittles you can bet your sweet ass I would have to make sucking off Dongo my full time jobWhy she didnt scream for help or say NO You are NOT TO TOUCH ME I will never know but she seemed to really like Dongo and his donghis weird thick green puppet fingers and his tounge that reminds me of Leonard from C4B All in all this was a funny fast pretty interesting read I wonder if this chick goes to Orgies in Make Believe Land on Mr Rogers That would be interestante just sayin I would probably pay to read that as welllo. Ning Explicit sexual content Puppet sex bondage domination and a big green monster who knows how to please a woman 4000 words. .Bondage Kink Puppet Speaks